T'was the night after Christmas and on every new PC,
some virus and spyware were trying to see
just what damage there could possibly be
inflicted to those users so unhappily
trying to surf the Internet!

"Oh, Dear, oh dear" they cried,
"What can the matter be?"
"I can't get my home page"!
"All I can do is get this %^#*! search thing"
"My computer is so slow, it seems to be frozen!"
"My mouse doesn't work, oh dear, oh dear!"
"What can the matter be?"

Now there was a good Yahoo Group, CHAD!
"This stuff happening is really bad!"
We will help all you new PC users!"
CHAD mods are helping!

"Download Ad-aware, Spybot, update and run them! "
"Download AVG, Avast,update and run them!"
"Update Windows! Run that Firewall!"
"Be gone, you virus and spyware!"
"SpywareGuard and SpywareBlaster will keep
away, keep away all those uglies!" They cried.